I slow down computers in useful ways for a living. Here is a collection of various means by which you can slow down yours too!


A way to make Anki flashcards from dumb things. Alternatively a way to extract dumb things from Anki flashcards~!

A Clojure library to read and write Anki files.

This means you can basically shove your soup output or whatever right into anki/map-seq-to-package! and get a nifty study deck back!


Because preventing Pokémon from dying is fun

First we had Pikachu following you around–then we had Amie… Why not go the whole way?